kdins:

So I’m at my friends house, and we’re passing her trash can.

Pretty inconspicuous, right?

WRONG.

THIS TRASH CAN HOLDS ALL OF THEIR JUNK FOOD AND SHE WOULDN’T EVEN TELL ME WHY.

“No one will suspect it.” She said. suspECT IT OF WHAT?? NOT HOLDING TRASH???

(via ayyemacarena)